It all started with South Park and the Star Wars Kid
Numa Numa did his thing and the Backdorm Boys lip synched
Napster bad, Winnebago guy mad
Bert is evil
goatse
Along came Jib Jab, GI Joe Public Service cartoons
You’re the man now, dog
Spongemonkeys like the moon
Andy Melanokis sang the Superbowl is gay
Ask-a-ninja answered questions
Average Homeboy Denny Blaze
Lonelygirl was not alone
There were House of Cosby clones
Chad Vader, Zefrank and the Lazy Sunday rap
Kid from Brooklyn, Bubb Rubb
George Lucas in Love
Kramer lost his mind at a comedy club
MySpace the movie and the Chuck Norris list
We heard alot of stories from the Geriatric

I kiss you guy is kissin
Stanley Kubrick audition
Leroy Jenkins doesn’t listen
Homestar runner on a mission

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Internet People!
Internet People!

The grape-stomping lady who fell on her face
Paris Hilton sex tape and All Your base
Coke and Mentos and the Ok Go’s
The Shining Trailer remixed like it was Cameron Crowe’s
There was a sneezing baby panda and my dick in a box
Rocketboom Amanda and all the Yacht Rocks

There were Snakes On A Plane
Angry German kid’s insane
Otters holding hands and my man Dax Flame
A bride gets pissed and starts cutting her hair
The president gets dissed by Stephen Colbert
Little Superstar has got the moves
Lightning bolts from larping dudes
Kelly shopping for some shoes
Oprah zapped by Tom Cruise

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Internet People!
Internet People, we love you!

White and nerdy by Weird Al
KFed playing Popozao
Washington Washington
Embarrased Ashlee Simpson
Boom goes the dynamite
Lily Tomlin in a fight
Peanut Butter Jelly Time
That house with all the christmas lights

Captain Kirk sings Rocket Man
Evolution of Dance
People Getting Hurt and
Talking to their webcams

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Internet People!
Internet People, who are you?
Internet People! Chocolate Rain!
Internet People, who are you?

I like Turtles.